Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes in hindi funny chutkule 140 word funny sms facebook whatsapp new sms message free download best top funny chutkule comedy short

Santa Ki Girlfriend Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Santa : Sarab pi raha tha aur jor jor se ro raha tha..
Banta : Ro kyu rah hai..
Santa : Jis ladko ko bhulne ke liye pi rahu hu…
uska nam bhi yad nahi aaraha..
Kamini lagta haio corrupt File thi memory me..

India Chaina Funny Jokes In Hindi And Chutkule

Santa apni girlfriend se puchata hai :
Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti to..
Girlfriend : Mere papa Chinese the..
Santa : AB kaha hai tumhare papa ..
Girlfriend : Ab nahi rahe wo..
Santa : Ha Chinese mall chalta bhi kitne din..

Bhukhkhar Gf Bf Funny Jokes In Hindi & Chutkule

Gf Bf aankho me aakhe dal ke kurkure kha rahe the..
Ladki sarmate huye : aaise mud mud ke kya dekh rahe ho..
Ladka : Thoda thoda kha moti…
Muthi bhar bhar ke kha rahi hai…

Best Friend And Girlfriend Jokes In Hindi

Teacher : Tumhari girlfriend aur best friend pani me dub rahe hai..
tum pahle kisse bachao ge..
Santa : Kisi ko bhi nahi !!
Teacher : Kyu ?
Santa : Wo dono pani me ek sath kar kya rahe the …..

Gf BF Funny Joke In Hindi – Gf Ko Dress Dilaya

Gf ka phone aata h bf ko
Bf : Haan, kitne ka recharge karau..?
Gf: Tumhe kya lagta h
Main har baar recharge krwane k liye hi phone karti hu kya..?
Bf : To..?
Gf : Do dress dilwa dena.

Pappu Girlfriend Funny Jokes – Phone Uthaya Gf Ka

Dost ke haath mein naya phone dekhkar dusra dost bola :
” Naya phone kab kharida…?  ”
Pehla dosta : Naya nahi, Girlfriend ka hain  ..
Dusra dost : Gifriend ka phone kyun le aaya..?
Pehla Dost : Roj bolti thi ,mera phone nahi uthate  …
Aaj mauka mila,to utha laya maine ….

Girlfriend to blind boyfriend – funny joke

Girlfriend to his blind Boyfriend : Kash tum dekh pate mai kitni koobsurat hu ,
.
Boyfriend : Itni khoobsurat hoti to , aankhe wale tujhe mere liye chor dete kya..
.
.
Andha hu …Ch***ya nahi ….

Boy Meri cousin hai – hindi funny joke

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko leke ja raha tha,
.
Ladke ka dost puchta hai : Kaun hai ye ?
.
Ladka : Meri Cousin hai !!
.
Lake ka Dost : Pichle sal ye meri cousin thi !!

Ring in gift – funny hindi joke

Girlfriend – Baby , Kal Mera Birthday Hai ….,
Boyfriend – Janu ,Advance Happy Birthday…
Girlfriend – So sweat, Kya Gift Dega….,
Boyfriend – Kya Chahiye tumhe …..?,
Girlfriend – Ring ….,
Boyfriend – Ring Dunga Par Uthana Matlena….. Balance Nahi Hai ……!

Girlfriend i love you – hunny funny joke

Boyfriend : I Love you …..
Girlfriend : Agar tujhe mai i love you too bol du to ?
Boyfriend : Main khushi khushi jaan de dunga ……
Girlfriend : Jaa nahi kehti mai ….. Jee le apni zindgi….