urdu lateefay pictures-urdu funny latifay

urdu lateefay pictures-urdu funny latifay

aaj hum ap ke liye  urdu lateefay pictures-urdu funny latifay post kar rahe hain , share zaroor karen friends and fmily k sath.

Santa -: Main tu apne sare doston ko bhol hi gaya tha, Lekin Ek film Dekhi aur sab yaad aa gaye.

Banta -: Kon se film Yaar?

Santa -: "Kaminey"

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Tere Pyar ki chabhi mil na saki,mere dil ka tala toot gaya
Thane me report likhwadi hai,mujhe ghar ka bhedi loot gaya

Ek tala hoto khol bhi loon is dar pe to hain lakhon tale
Tale pe nazar allah ki hai chabhi ka nasiba phoot gaya

Is shakal ka hal sochne ko lohar bhi mere saath gaya
Mere paas na jab nikle paise lohar bhi mujhse rooth gaya

Kis shouq se maine jane ada aakar tera daman pakda tha
Jab teri mummi ne dekh liya mere hath se daman choot gaya

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain
kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gaya


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Beghair Mirchon ka salan paka liya maine
Ki ek goongi ko apna bana liya maine
Kisi ne dekh liya jab bhi uske photo ko
To sherwani me fauran chupa liya maine

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Lakhon Mashghalay Hain Jo Mujh ko Masroof Rakhtey Hain,

Doston Tum Aisay "dheet" Ho Ki Phir Bhi Yaad Aatay Ho...

Main Kam se kam SMS to Kar deta hun...

Aur tum log akele akele Padne ke maze udate hu.....

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Today is Underwear Day

Tumne ajj konsi underwear pahni hain

Tell me the colour

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Reply with the colour soon :)