Hindi funny joke

Hindi funny joke in hindi funny chutkule 140 word funny sms facebook whatsapp new sms message free download best top funny chutkule comedy short

Funny Bhikhari Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes

Bhikaari santa se : sahab 10 rupee de do, chai peeni hai
Santa : Chai to sirf 5 ki aati hai
Bhikaari : Girlfriend bhi piyegi
Santa : Bhikaari ne bhi gf bana li
Bhikaari : Nahi sahab, girlfriend ne bhikaari bana diya

Police Station Funny Jokes Chor Hindi Chutkule

Ek bacha bhaga bhaga police station pahucha..
Bacha : Inspector saheb jaldi chaliye..
ek chor mere papa ko 1 gante se mar raha hai..
Police : Ek ghante se mar raha hai..
tum kya khadhe khade tamasha dekh rahe the tab se
Bacha : Nahi  Nahi ,… Isse pahle mere papa usse mar rahe the…

Girl Driving Jokes Traffic Signal Funny Jokes

Ek aurat ne traffic signal todh diya,,,
Traffic police wale ne usse rok liya…
Aurat : Mujhe jane do mai ek teacher hu…
Traffic police : Issi din ka intijar kafi salo se kar raha hu..
Chalo ab 100 bar likho… agge se ab signal nahi todhugi…

Papa Mummy Aur Beta Funny Family Jokes

Santa ka Ladka rota huwa sidhi se niche aaya..
Mummy : Kya huwa beta kyu ro rahe ho..
Ladka : Papa diwal me kil thok rahe tho to unke sir me laga..
Mummy : Aweee.. isme rote thodhi  hai..
Chalo ab hash ke dikhao..
Ladka : Uper bhi maine yahi kiya tha…

Santa Hindi Funny Jokes & Chutkle

Santa apni cycal lekar kabristan me ghus gaya,
Fir wo dusari side se bahar nikla
Aur pasina pochate huye bola,
Sala ye koin sa road hai, itna seed breaker.

Judge Aur Chor Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Judge (Chor se) : Tumhe kyun jail me dala gaya hai???
Chor (judge se) : Jaldi shopping karne ke liye
Judge : Acha, yeh to koi apraadh nahi hai,
lekin tumne shopping jaldi kaise karli..??
Chor : Dukaan khulne se pehle….

Most Funny Pati Patni Jokes And Chutkule

Santa : Raj par jo musibat aayi hai….
uske baare mein tumne suna kya???
Banta : Nahi to ki hoya??
Santa : Arey meri biwi uske sath bhaag gayi hai

Pappu Mummy Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkila

Pappu purani album dekh raha tha..
Pappu (Mummy se) :
Mummy ye aap ke sath handsome sa aadami kaun hai..
Mummy : Ye tumhare papa hai ..
Pappu : To phir hum iss takale ke sath kyu rah rahe hai..

News Channel Funny Jokes Aaj Tak Chutkule

Santa Bahut der se ghar me kuch dhundh raha tha..
Patni : Kya dhundh rahe ho..
Santa : Hidden camera dhundh raha hu…Kaha ho sakta hai..
Patni : Aap ko kyu lagta hai ki humare kamre me hidden camera hai…
Santa : Fir ye “Aaj Tak” wale ko kaise pata chala ki hum unka channel dekh rahe hai

Santa Banta Funny Latest Jokes In Hindi

Santa Jor jor se ro raha tha..
Banta : Ro  kyu raha hai..
Santa : Yar pichale mere hapte mere uncle mare the..
wo mere liye 4 lakh rupee chor gaye hai,,,
Banta : Isme Rone wali kaun si bat hai..
Santa : Uske 2 din bad meri maushi mar gai,,
wo mere liye 7 lakh rupee chor gai hai..
Banta : Ye to achi bat hai..
Santa : uske ek din bad mera dost mar gya..
wo mere liye 5 lakh chor gya hai..
Banta : To fir tu ro kyu raha hai..
Santa : Iss hapte koi nahi mara…

Funny SMS Santa Banta Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha tha..
kafi der ho gai..
Santa (Gusse me) :
Bhai sahab bhindi hosh me aagai ho to…
1 kilo tol do….

Pappu Ki Girlfriend New Funny Jokes And SMS

Pappu apni girlfriend ke sath coffee house coffee pine gaya..
Pappu : Jaldi pilo coffee warna thandhi ho jayegi..
Girlfriend : To kya huwa..
Pappu : Tumne rate nahi dekha kya..
Coffee 15 rupee aur Cold Coffee 50 rupee

Santa Banta Aur Bacha Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le..
Banta : par kyu…
Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai …
Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle
hum tamil sikh le…

Funniest Pappu Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Ek bar pappu ke ghar me aag lag gai,,..
Fire brigade wale (Pappu se) :
Hum log jaal pakadhate hai..
Tum uper se kud jao..
Pappu : Mujhe tumpe bharosha nahi hai..
Jal jamin pe bicha do…

Atankwadi Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek Atankwadi mazar pe bomb rakhte hue pakadha gya…
Logo ne usse bahut Pita…
Pir pucha tune aise kyu kiya..
Atankwadi ko kuch samajh nahi aaya to bolo :
maine bomb rakhne ki manant mangi thiii…

Dost Aur Sardar Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Sardar : yar me naya under wear ek saste
sabun se dhone ke karan chota ho gya..
Dost : Ek kam kar ussi sabun se tu bhi naha le..
ek dam fit ho jayega…

Pappu Aur Boss Funny SMS Jokes Hindi

Ek bar pappu ne boss ko ghar bulaya..
Boss : Tumhara Ladka kaha hai..nazar nahi aaraha..
Pappu : Andar hai…maine uska nam aapke nam pe rakha hai..
Boss : Wah .. bulao jara usse..
Pappu : Oyee chutiye bahar nikal…

New Santa Banta Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Judge : Pappu sach sach batao accidant kaise huwa..
Tumne bus kaise nadi me gira di..
Santa : Saha Mujhe nahi pata,,,
Ye sawal kai log mujhase puch chuke hai…
par jab ye accidant huwa mai so raha tha..

Very Funny Sardar Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Jamidar : Mere pass itni jamin hai ki..
ager mai car se nikalu to sam tak aadhi jamin tak hi pahuchuga..
Sardar : Hath milao fir to…
mere paas bhi pahle aaisehi khatara gadhi thi

New Sardar Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Sardar train ki ticket karaane gaya..
Sardar : Bacho ka to adha kiyaya lagta hai na..
Officer : Han par bache 12 se kam hone chahiye…
Sardar : Aap tension na lo…
mere to abhi bas 5 bache hai…