Hindi Jokes

Pati Patni Bhoot Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Pati se pucha gaya sawal :
“Agar aap ki patni ko bhoot pakadh le
to aap kya karenge”
Pati : Mai kya karu…
Galti Bhoot ki hai… khud bhukte…

Funny Train Pessenger Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Ek baar pappu train me safar kar raha tha
Train mein bahut bheed hone ke kaaran
pappu ek ganje aadmi ke godh me baith gaya…
Aadmi jhunjla kar bola : “Ha Ha, mere sir par aa kar baith jaa ”
Pappu : Nahi, uncle main yahi thik hu, waha se fisalne ka dar hai

Whats App Admin Funny jokes Hindi Chutkule

Ekk subah Admin ne socha ki kuch tufani karte hai..
To bas sakal utha aur chal diya petrol bharane..
Isme Hasne walo kaun si bat hai bhai..
Admin sahab pane sath bottle bhi le gaye the…
Har bat pe admin ki khilli udheto ho..

Admin Ki Girlfriend Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Girlfriend ne payar se Admin ke shine pe
sar rakha aur boli :
Janu Tumhara dilkitna mulayam hai..
Admin : Wo dil nahi hai pagli..
tamaku ki pudhiya hai..
khayegi..

Teacher Student Insult Funny Jokes Chutkule

Teacher : Batao “Monkey” ko hindi me kya bolte hai …
Student : “Bandar” …
Teacher : Books se dekh ke bola na …
Student : Nahi Sir .. Maine to aap ko dekh ke bola…

Latest Pati Patni Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Pati patni ke sath party me gaya..
Waha pati ek mahila se ghul mil gaya..
Patni : Ghar jake sar ke chut pe ye waha malham laga lena…
Pati : Par mere sar pe chot lagi kaha hai…
Patni : Hum ghar pahuche bhi to nahi hai…

Billi ( Cat ) Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Santa sardi me apni billi ko thandhe pani se nahla raha tha..
Banta : Thande pani se mat nahla mar jayegi..
(Jab Banta ghar wapis aaya to billi mar gai thi)
Banta : Maine bola tha na billi mar jayegi,,,
Santa : Aree yar billi nahalane se nahi mari..
balki nahlane ke bad nichorne se mar gai…

Airtel 4G Girl Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Airtel 4G wali ladki auto se ja rahi thi..
Ladki : Bhaiya aapka meter bahut tez chal raha hai..
kuch to gadbar hai..
Auto Driver : Gadbad Nahi madam 4G hai..

Santa Banta Funny Latest Jokes In Hindi

Santa Jor jor se ro raha tha..
Banta : Ro  kyu raha hai..
Santa : Yar pichale mere hapte mere uncle mare the..
wo mere liye 4 lakh rupee chor gaye hai,,,
Banta : Isme Rone wali kaun si bat hai..
Santa : Uske 2 din bad meri maushi mar gai,,
wo mere liye 7 lakh rupee chor gai hai..
Banta : Ye to achi bat hai..
Santa : uske ek din bad mera dost mar gya..
wo mere liye 5 lakh chor gya hai..
Banta : To fir tu ro kyu raha hai..
Santa : Iss hapte koi nahi mara…

Funny Jokes Between Santa Banta And Chutkule

Santa ( Banta se ) : Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai..
Banta : Waoooo
Par tere pass to koi car hai hi nahi..
Santa : BMW Ka Matlab hai “Bahut Moti Wife” ….

Nai (Barber) Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek din santa ne naai (Barber) ki dukan kholi
Banta baal katane aaya..
Santa : Banta tujhe muchhe rakhani hai..
Banta : Haa rakhni hai..
Santa : ye le fir jeb me rakh le …

Sindhi And Pathan Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pathan hospita me bolta hai :
“Mai marne ke bad apna dumag dan karna chahta hu..”
Sindhi : Ha tera dima unke jyada kam  ayega…
Pathan : Wo kaise ?
Sindhi : Doctor ko bhi pata chal jhyega ki
un-used dimag kaisa dikhta hai..

Vakil Aur Ladki Funny Jokes And Hindi SMS

Vakil ne ek bahut hi kubsurat ladki se court me sawal kiya
Vakil : Parso raat tum kaha thi..
Ladki : Mai ek paroshi ke sath ghumne gai thi…
Vakil : To aap kal raat kaha thi..
Ladki : Kal bhi mai ek dusare padosi ke sath ghumane gai thi..
Vakil : To aap aaj raat kya kar rahi hai…
Dusara Vakil bich me hi bola : Objection myload mai ye sawal pahale hi puch chuka hu…

Stupid Man Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Ek aadami ko Highway pe safed patati potane ka kam mila..
Uss adami ne pahle hi din 6 kilometer line bana di…
Dusare din wo 3 kilometer bana paya..
Aur tisare din sirf 1 kilometer…
Contractor ne usse pucha…
tumhara kam slow kaise ho gya..
Adami : Kya karu sahab…
wapish jake potai ke balti se rang lane me time lagata hai…
Pahale din to balti paas thi…

Inspector Hawaldar Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Inspector : Tumne bhagte hue mujarim ko pakadh liya..
Hawaldar : Nahi sir, par maine uske ungaliyo ke nisan le liye,,,,’
Inspector : Chalo thik hai.. kaha hai nisan..
Hawaldar : Mere galo pe…

CID Funny Jokes Daya ACP Hindi Chutkule

Daya : Sir ye to mar gya ….
ACP : Daya iski jeb check karo..
Daya : Sir iske jeb me tubelight ki tickets hai..
ACP : Kuch samjhe daya…
Isne aatam hatya ki hai…

Very Funny Sardar Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Jamidar : Mere pass itni jamin hai ki..
ager mai car se nikalu to sam tak aadhi jamin tak hi pahuchuga..
Sardar : Hath milao fir to…
mere paas bhi pahle aaisehi khatara gadhi thi

Sardar Comedy Jokes And Funny Hindi Chutkule

Mandi me sardhar khadha tha..
Sardar : Bhagwan aap mujhe 1000 rupee denge
to mai 500 rupee aap ke charno me chadha dunga..
Sandar ko mandir ke sidhi pe hi 500 rupee mil gaye..
Sardar : kya bhagwan itna bhi bharosha nahi mujhpe..
aapne apna hissa pahle hi rakh liye..

Pathan Ki Biwi Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Pathan Aapne biwi ke kabar pe
pankha chala ke jor jor se ro raha tha…
Ek aadhmi ne bola : Kya pyar hai inka..
Pathan : Payar wayar kuch nahi hai..
meri biwi nw bola tha …meri kabar ki mitti sukhe tabhi shadi karna…
Aur sala kyu roj char balti pani kabar pe dal jata hai…

Malik Nokar Funny Jokes In Hindi & Chutkule

Malik (Dhobi se) : Tu itni buri tarah kapadhe dhota hai ki..
kapdho ki 2 tukadhe kar deta hai…
Dhobi : Par meri insaniyat to dekhiye..
Mai paise to ek ke hi leta hu…

Pathan Insulting Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Pathan ne amrudh kharida to usme se kidha nikala..
Pathan : Isme to kidha hai…
Amrudh wala : Ye to kismat ki bat hai..
Kya pata agali bar motercycle bhi nikal jaye..
Pathan : 2 kilo dedo fir to..

Most Funny Pathan Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pathan ne lassi ki dukan lagai..
Grahak : Aree lassi me to makhi hai..
Pathan : Dil badha rakh lale ki jan..
ye choti se jan teri kitni lassi pi jayegi…

Funny Sardar Pathan Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Sardar : Yar 2012 tak duniya ho jayegi..
Pathan : Nahi hone wali..
Sardar : Tu pakka kaise kah sakta hai..
Pathan : Maine aaj hi ek washing mashin liya hai…
Jiski warrenty 2014 tak hai…

Funny Sardar Hindi Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Ek sardar ka hath machin me fas ke kat gya..
Uska dost usse ghar pe milane aaya..
Dost : Acha huwa yar tere sikha hath nahi kata..
warna tu khana nahi kha pata…
Sardar : Ha meri samjhdari kam aai…
machin me mera sidha hath fash raha tha…
par maine sidha hath nikal ke ulta wala hath de diya..

Malik Nokrani Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Malik (Nokrani Se) : Kya tumne frize saf kar diya ?
Nokrani : Hah  malik , maine frize fura saf kar diya..
wo icecream to bahut testy thi jo
aap ne 3 din se bacha ke rakhi thi

Sardar Most Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Sardar : Yar mere bal bahut kis rahe hai !!!
Dost : Par kyu gir rahe hai …
Sardar : Tension se ..
Dost : Kis bat ki tension bhai..
Sardar : Bal girne ki tension …

Pappu Aur Chor Funny Jokes Funny Jokes

Ek chor chori kar ke ghar se ja raha tha..
Tabhi pappu ki aankh khul gai..
Pappu : Apne saath mera school bag bhi le ja..
warna chilla ka sab ko utha dunga…

Dukandar Aur Grahak Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Bahu hi emotional kahani jo aap ki aankhe bhar degi..
Ek 60 sal ke bhudha …barish me khadhe hoke ek kitab bich raha tha..
Ek aadmi ne wo kitab 3000 rupee me le li..
Par budhe aadami se bola : Jab bahut parshani me ho tabhi iss kitab ka aakhri panna kholna…
Adami ne puri kitab padhh li … par akhari panna nahi khola..
Adami paresha ho gya ki aakhir aakhri panne me hai kya..
Adami ne akhari panna dekha aur wahi mar gya ..
Kyu ki akhari panne pe likha tha :
” Rs. 15 Only”

Funniest Pati Patni Jokes Ever Hindi Chutkule

Dost : Aur bata bhai teri biwi se jhagadha khatam huwa ki nahi..
Pati : Kal to meri biwi ghutane ke bal mere paas chal ke aai..
Dost : Kya bat kar raha hai..
Pati : Hah sach me ..
Dost : Fir kya boli ..
Pati : Bed ke niche se nikal jao.. ab nahi marugi…

Malik Aur Inspector Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ek senatary inspector mugi farm ki janch karne laga..
Form ke 3 malik the..
Inspector (Pahale malik se ) : Tum murgi ko kya khilate ho..
Mali : Bajare ke dali ..
Inspector : Itna ganda khana ..isse jail me dal do..
Inspector (Dusare malik se ) : Tum murgi ko kya khilate ho..
Malik : Chawal aur gehu ke dane..
Inspector : Itna ganda khana ..isse jail me dal do..
Inspector (Tisare malik se ) : Tum murgi ko kya khilate ho..
Malik bahut dar jata hai…usse samjh nahi aata kya bole..
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Malik : Sir hum murgiyo ko 10-10 rupee de dete hai… wo sab apne pasand ka kharid ke kha leti hai…